Yo mama so ugly, she went into an hunted house and came out with an application

 love is a joke

who lives in a pineapple under the sea sponge bob sqaure pants who died in an oil spill because BP sponge bob sqaure pants

there's a dumb blonde and her mom starts choking and her moms says call 911 shes says ok and she asks whats the number for 911 her mom pases out so she tryed to call 911 so she called domanse pizza and calls for help then she deside she wanted pizza and dialed 911 and ordeds a pizza then the police show up and she yelled why couldn't get here sooner my mom is dead because of you

ya house so dirty i stepped inside and a rat tripped me and a roach tried to take my wallet

Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!

Yo momma is so fat her driver license says "Picture continued on other side".

Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.

Yo momma is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts!